Springfieldonian Edward Huse Invents New Time and Labor Saving Procedure, Placing Springfield Vermont in the Forefront of Invention and Progress!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Springfieldonian Edward Huse Invents New Time and Labor Saving Procedure, Placing Springfield Vermont in the Forefront of Invention and Progress!

"Springfieldonian Edward Huse Invents New Time and Labor Saving Procedure - Springfield Vermont in the Forefront of Invention and Progress!"

the link to this video is here http://youtu.be/jzeXQurJc_M

- Tired of the endless battle with heads of lettuce that would really rather just be wilting on a dock in Antigua?
- Fed up with the breakage that results as you try over and over again to coax that miserably small plastic bag over the boisterous mass of green leafage?
- If you value your Lettuce, and take pride in quickly and expeditiously re-stocking your grocery shelf with this delightfully versatile staple of modern life, then you will appreciate the following video - http://youtu.be/jzeXQurJc_M

For more information about commissioning your own kicky new video, contact Edward Huse directly at edhuse.com@gmail.com, or see the notes here http://www.edhuse.com/2012/02/efficient-lettuce-bagging-another.html

Springfield, Vermont- City of Lights, Official Home of the Simpsons, and Jewel of the Upper Valley

Visible from outer space, Springfield, Vermont, is a City of Lights, a veritable Garden of Delights, and it has the honor of having been voted "Official Home of the Simpsons"! What more can a town ask for? Potholes and broken pavements you ask? Heck, we have more than One Thousand And One Potholes, spread all along whole stretches of the public byways (which, potholes aside, in the Winter become more like random staircases then level roadways in places, reminding one of the hillside towns of the Cinque Terra).
Yes, inexplicably, a fresh filling will indeed be witnessed now and then, but this is likely done mostly for effect and contrast, and to remind us of how interesting it is to patch patches, however patchily.
And Truth be told, Springfield's Other Finest, the Public Works Department, can be seen zipping right along in good weather, repaving the worst stretches with alacrity and finesse, (in time for Winter to have yet more fun with cars).
Visible desde el vacuo del espacio, Springfield, Vermont, es una ciudad de luces, es un verdadero Jardín Encantado - ¡además de tener el honor de haver sido elegido Sede Oficial de los Simpson! ¿Que más puede pedir una ciudad - calles en malas condiciones con mogollón de baches? ¡Eso si, baches tenemos tambien, y a montón! Pero hay que ver, que durante este Verano se han hecho maravillas reparando el calcado municipal.

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Monday, February 13, 2012